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July 22 Gnot. Play for gold. Sign up your team.

Monday 5 August.  Port Macquarie Bridge Club  AGM 11-12:15.

September 14-15 Port Macquarie Hastings Congress (Brochure under useful links)

September 14-16 Mollymook Congress (Brochure under useful links)

Monday 28 October. Port Macquarie Bridge Club 50th Anniversary Dinner after bridge.

Monday 9 Dcember. Port Macquaarie Bridge Club Christmas Party, after bridge from 4:30pm.

 

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Bridge Cruises and Holidays
Bridge Cruises and Holidays

Japan to Singaport Cruise with Gary Brown

14 Oct-30 Oct 2024

Great Barrier Reef Cruise- Celebrity Edge

16 Jan-27 Jan 2025

Wine and Bridge Cruise around Australia

03-2 March 2025

Bochures in menu, useful links.

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Committee Minutes and Financials.

This information is no longer in the main menu items. This information can now only be accessed by members.

To access this information, you must first log in.

Then in the subtitles the Committee Minutes are under the tab: "Minutes". The financials are under the tab: Documents.

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Education regarding Arrow Switches
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      “Sometimes, it is desirable to have a single winning pair at our Bridge sessions. If there are no more than 8 tables, a Howell movement does this best. With a Howell, there are no station ..........

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Two Mischievous Boys
Two Mischievous Boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. 

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. 

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. 

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. 

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. 

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 

"Do you know where God is, son?" 

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. 

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 

"Where is God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" 

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. 

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 

"What happened?" 

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 

"We are in BIG trouble this time!" 

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

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Welcome to Port Macquarie Bridge Club
Monthly Dinner
Monthly Dinner

Details of the July Dinner are set out below:

Date:  Monday 29 July 2024

Location: Aqua Restaurant,Westport Club

Start Time:  5:30pm after play

Finish Time: 7pm approx.

Cost: Attendees order and pay for their own food and drinks.

Members, partners and visitors are welcome!

 

 

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Summer Pairs Winners
Summer Pairs Winners

First Place:          Denise Strain and Mike Bush

Second Place:     Ruth Herdegen and Florence Gibbons

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Club Championship Winners

First Place: Denise Strain and Mike Bush 

Second Place: Sandra Filler and Maree Don 

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Conduct and Etiquette at Bridge
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NSW BRIDGE ASSOCIATION

Conduct and Etiquette at Bridge

Courteous and considerate behaviour increases the enjoyment of Bridge by creating a playing environment that is pleasant and harmonious. The New ..........

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Enjoying Bridge
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Port Macquarie Bridge Club
Port Macquarie Bridge Club

We play weekly at:


Westport Bowling Club
25 Buller Street,
Port Macquarie, NSW, 2444.

We play Monday afternoon at 12.30pm (Need to be seated by 12:15) 

Lounge located on the upper floor adjacent to Jimmy's Bar.

You must pre-register to play. The Port Macquarie Bridge club now  will be in step with our sister clubs by allowing non double vaccinated people to play.

Our Club is committed to using the latest technology to enhance the enjoyment of Bridge by its members. Bridgemate electronic scoring makes results available immediately after the last Board is played.

Results are posted to this web site, together with travellers and the deal file. This makes it possible to review any difficult or interesting hands.

Upcoming Events can be seen on the Calendar Month.

ABN: 25 443 765 290

Our Postal address:

Port Macquarie Bridge Club

P.O. Box 6195, Settlement City
Port Macquarie NSW 2444

Enquiries:
Ruth Herdegen
Phone: 6583 9034 or Mobile: 0422 202 784

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Calendar
22nd July 2024
GNOT (2 of 2)
Westport Club 12:30
Director: Ray
Scorer: Denise
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22nd July 2024
Open Pairs
Westport Bowling Club 12:30
Director: David
Scorer: Denise
  (Bookings)
29th July 2024
Golden Jubilee Pairs (3 of 4)
Westport Club 12:30
Director: Mike
Scorer: Denise
  (Bookings)
Results
NSW Open Pairs/Club Championship (2 of 3)
Director: Rowan
Scorer: Denise Strain
Winter Pairs (2 of 3)
Director: Bob Kohut
Scorer: Denise Strain
Open Pairs
Director: David Johnson
Scorer: Denise Strain
Generous Exclusive Sponsor
Generous Exclusive Sponsor
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Birthdays for July
Birthdays for July

Jessie Seago 8  
Jann Wattle 9  
Elly Edgar 11  
Diana Zanon 14  
Lee Brown 18  
Judith England 18  
Annette  Davis 19  
Wayne Willis 20  
Sandra Ellis 25  
Yvonne Cains 29  
Walter Masman 30  

 

 
     
     
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(4th Nov 2022)
Friday Bridge
Friday Bridge
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Emergency Contact

When you get access to the Members Area please click on the 'Account' Tab and make sure the information is correct. Also please add an Emergency Contact, Relationship and Phone/Mobile in the event of a medical episode during a session.

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Heart Attack!
Heart Attack!

A  man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks

Called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the

Catholic Hospital.  A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard

loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to Pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health  insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the Irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

 

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Drinking Problem
Drinking Problem

You still lover her!

Even though she has a drinking problem!

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